market me,market you
2004-02-24 @ 5:18 p.m.
Target recently had some really cute t-shirts in Girls 4-16 sizes. They were like initials for personality traits. For instance- D and within the letter read "drama queen". Or "G" and "girly-girl". They were cute.
I am trying to make some more appropriate for the people I know.
M "martyr"
H "has-been"
S "soul sucking freak"
W "washed up"
I guess I could take requests.
UPDATE: I totally forgot the V quadruplets
V = "vapid" V = "vaccuous" V = "viper" V="vacant"
I thought E="emotional cripple" or "emotional rollercoaster" were good additions too.
I="incredibly insecure"
S="shallow"
P="pretentious"
How about also a t-shirt with volume measure up the side, and marks stating
approximately this full of ________(shit, myself, etc...)
In case it escaped you, this whole idea was born of me really wanting a t-shirt emblazoned with "martry". The capital "M" would wear a crown of thorns of course. Perfect attire for the new Mel Gibson release....