I got this when perusing galaxyrabbit's archives. The best thing about it is that they fail to name the final ingredient you need 1% of to make a lap.
Of course, I couldn't stop there-
|How to make a mommylap|
1 part pride
3 parts crazyiness
5 parts ego
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
This actually speaks specifically to the mommy personality, because pride isn't an element in any other aspect of myself.
|How to make a laura|
5 parts success
5 parts brilliance
3 parts instinct
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!
And for some reason this is the most flattering and telling of all. Because I am just weird enough to believe that a stupid generator like this is actually revealing something essential about my being.