I watched The Swan last night.

I feel so dirty.

Witchy poo looked so beautiful at the end. Like if a slim longhaired Roseanne Barr was cast to play her in her life story.

Here�s the thing. I don�t have an issue with plastic surgery per se. I have issues with plastic surgeons that are willing to steer people who have no self-image into someone else�s image.

100,000,000 Pamela Anderson fans can�t be wrong, unless they all get surgery to look just like her.

For instance the Kate Winslet girl? She was just fixing her body after losing a huge amount of weight. She apparently was aware her face is already beautiful, and she didn�t change it at all.

So I can support that.

I just secretly believe that the plastic surgeon�s recommendations for procedures are a lot of the reasons we might be a nation of FrankenBarbies. �You have no self-image of who you are at all? Let me mold you��

I loved that the Elvis impersonator changed his name to Jesse Garon. I also loved that when he requested a �horn or bell� his sister brought him an air-horn so it would be like his every need was a mission on The Inferno.

I wish that he had just gotten a chemical peel and his eyes done. I liked him a million times better pre- surgery. I thought he looked like he was wearing a mask with his lips done.

I am addicted to plastic surgery porn.