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2011-04-12 - hearts aflutter 2010-04-30 - blather over lunch 2010-04-18 - revival 2009-08-21 - foot dragger 2009-08-20 - The bangs of a Stooge 2009-01-13 - vain with a side o' cookies 2009-01-06 - this entry might be one long run on sentence 2009-01-05 - soundbyte 2008-11-16 - A new era in the LAP livingroom. 2008-11-06 - sibling love 2008-11-03 - crush me 2008-10-26 - Still Mad for Don Draper 2008-10-09 - tyger,tyger, burning bright... 2008-09-25 - Just Like Everybody Else 2008-09-08 - your two cents! 2008-09-08 - I just don't feel like updating 2008-08-08 - misanthropic 2008-08-06 - My mantle full of hoots 2008-07-22 - strange wilderness 2008-07-18 - anxious and a buzz with nuthin' 2008-07-17 - Things That Make Me Happy 2008-07-16 - a morning of blather 2008-07-05 - I'm terribly excited. 2008-07-03 - inFATuation 2008-06-24 - because you're never too old for pigtails 2008-06-24 - 4 decades 2008-06-15 - Basil bliss 2008-06-09 - meat free yummy 2008-06-06 - Prince Gomolvilas and Jukebox Stories 2008-06-03 - Here Goes Again 2008-06-02 - first day jittering 2008-05-29 - big difference between 49 and 5 2008-05-23 - cookies! cookies! cookies! 2008-05-23 - sprint to win 2008-05-22 - Sometimes You Just Have to Say WTF... 2008-05-21 - promise looming 2008-05-19 - Gratification (Almost Instant) 2008-05-18 - I Don't Want to Hurt Anybody But A Bee Has Got to Sting 2008-05-16 - yikes 2008-04-24 - Syrocco Clock Project 2008-04-10 - cold thursday 2008-04-01 - how I'm like a carpet revisited 2008-03-21 - A Quick One 2008-03-20 - Pickled in self-loathing. 2008-03-19 - Origin of Mommylap 2008-03-17 - green is the color of my true sofa's eyes..... 2008-03-16 - Jonah 2008-03-13 - In this lovin time... 2008-03-10 - I finally plucked my eyebrows (for Carrie) 2008-03-09 - marabou 2008-03-05 - FL pictures 2008-03-02 - wildebeest 2008-02-27 - warmer pastures 2008-01-31 - New Ol' Yeller 2008-01-31 - Red Flag 2008-01-24 - authentic bleh portraiture 2008-01-23 - The Empty Hole of Craigslist Karma 2008-01-22 - Margaret Hamilton (Akin to ) 2008-01-07 - pee your pants do over 2007-12-26 - Christmas Gratitude 2007-12-25 - Cheer on Demand 2007-12-21 - is it all about opportunity, or recognizing opportunity? 2007-12-20 - Something's lost and can't be found, Please St. Anthony, Look Around (pointing would be good too...) 2007-12-03 - In Progress Still Of Course... 2007-12-01 - dejected 2007-11-30 - go LAP, go 2007-11-25 - I need some mojo 2007-11-21 - CL Stories 2007-11-15 - I could quote a tom petty song for this title, but what good would that do anyone...? 2007-11-14 - holding pattern 2007-11-12 - mishmash of job thoughts and fighting cocks 2007-11-11 - the selling floor 2007-11-10 - the pros and cons of opportunities 2007-11-08 - change.is.good. 2007-09-18 - iron mania 2007-09-14 - cheftastic 2007-09-13 - glamorous, but not like Fergie 2007-09-07 - triumphant return 2007-04-12 - the best chair... 2007-04-12 - Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why. 2007-04-11 - throwing more desires into the wind 2007-04-09 - what does April sunshine bring? 2007-04-05 - triumph! 2007-04-04 - mid-century modern 2007-04-04 - clearly all I do is watch TV 2007-03-22 - It will be so. 2007-03-21 - Chilly chilly is evening time, but Waterloo Sunset's fine 2007-03-16 - candy bars and full house 2007-02-09 - Both boon and bane 2007-02-06 - misfire 2006-12-29 - Christmas catch up 2006-12-12 - What's with the Pyrex? She asks me! 2006-12-11 - post-moving update 2006-11-27 - a stone's throw away, but it's not nice to throw stones. 2006-11-21 - pictorial 2006-11-20 - much ado about nothing (nothing being TV of course) 2006-11-08 - work for hire 2006-11-03 - The 331 Club goes dark & Burlesque Must Stop 2006-09-27 - anticipation and stalking on ebay 2006-09-21 - eeeyyyyyyeeeeeeeembooooreeeeeeeead 2006-09-14 - foxy grandmas and more jewel T 2006-09-13 - Hall Superior Quality Grease Bowl 2006-08-31 - more TV 2006-08-30 - middlin' lust 2006-08-21 - more Nana 2006-08-18 - 4-12-1908 to 8-15-2006 2006-08-14 - tomatoes! 2006-08-11 - final proof that wearing nerdy Buddy Holly glasses means nothing other than that I am a nerd. 2006-08-10 - mememe 2006-08-09 - The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles.. 2006-08-08 - walrus 2006-07-24 - I hate entries like this 2006-07-13 - PR, Season 3 hello 2006-07-12 - season to taste 2006-07-09 - what happened on Saturday 2006-06-29 - the morning breeze 2006-06-28 - irresistable 2006-06-21 - As for uphill adventures, I actually prefer a bike- it's sort of harder, but faster.. 2006-06-20 - Clambering for that dern raft... 2006-06-15 - clear reception 2006-06-13 - naturally 2006-06-06 - There is no punch line. 2006-05-28 - they call them spoilers, and they will reveal things that won't be a suprise any more 2006-05-25 - a commercial break 2006-05-23 - still shuffling 2006-05-22 - desks 2006-05-04 - but I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold, I love it because -it's TRASH 2006-05-03 - repeat the sounding joy 2006-04-21 - availability 2006-04-17 - the worst way to wake up 2006-04-17 - not much 2006-04-03 - coveralls 2006-03-13 - snow way 2006-03-10 - Project Runway 2006-03-09 - Lighten up, it's just fashion! 2006-03-05 - Behold! 2006-03-03 - thingy 2006-02-24 - definition 2006-02-21 - more crap I bought. 2006-02-18 - what is wrong with me?? 2006-02-07 - nice upate 2006-01-28 - drink 2006-01-10 - pozole! 2006-01-09 - pozole cures Salazar 2006-01-08 - random 2006-01-07 - Howdy Cy 2006-01-06 - baby steps 2005-11-20 - break 2005-11-14 - strange endless loop 2005-11-11 - Nancy's face is laughing..at you! 2005-11-11 - Friday! 2005-11-10 - one true thing 2005-11-09 - blood on my nerves 2005-11-08 - Busy Doin' Nothin' 2005-11-06 - everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads 2005-11-05 - everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around 2005-10-27 - Queen of the Incidental Reigns 2005-10-26 - weasels, raccoons, and caramel-covered rabbits 2005-10-20 - boring and not rich or lucky 2005-10-01 - guest entry and pictures by the mina 2005-09-29 - copout 2005-09-28 - prelude to a quesadilla 2005-09-20 - bippity, boppity, boo 2005-09-19 - buying some time 2005-09-17 - day of the bizzer 2005-09-15 - I'm Laura, this is my aura 2005-09-12 - Welcome to the working week (Oh, I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you) 2005-09-10 - new do pictorial 2005-09-01 - Kristin tagged me. It was more of a smack.. 2005-08-30 - One Hit Wonder 2005-08-24 - Wednesday needs braces. 2005-08-18 - lemon bundt cake 2005-08-18 - stay tuned 2005-08-16 - Success in a Pancake 2005-08-14 - Kidz rock! 2005-08-11 - Join Rudy's Posse 2005-08-10 - Dictionary.com asked "Did you mean COUNTRY?" 2005-08-09 - sorry google doesn't know enough about mommylap yet. 2005-08-04 - looking for substance 2005-08-02 - food for thought 2005-07-29 - plug 2005-07-26 - The History of Creeps 2005-07-24 - laughing at gas 2005-07-21 - auuugh! 2005-07-19 - so close, yet so very far... 2005-07-18 - tangent universe 2005-07-11 - playing with the camera 2005-07-08 - stupid murphy 2005-07-07 - A Sleepin' Bee 2005-07-03 - not a stalk of celery 2005-06-23 - Your Friend, Karl Mueller 1963-2005 2005-06-17 - have I been not around? 2005-06-08 - it's not easy, bein' green 2005-05-23 - comic geek 2005-05-19 - not without the aid of props 2005-05-17 - so not politically correct 2005-05-16 - New II 2005-05-16 - New 2005-05-11 - a rockin' role model 2005-05-06 - jutht don't athk 2005-04-27 - tiger lady 2005-04-18 - April Vol. II 2005-04-10 - let this be a lesson 2005-04-06 - LMP is also my sister's monogram.. 2005-04-04 - two eyes 2005-03-29 - school of rock 2005-03-28 - happy easter 2005-03-26 - We are fixed right where we stand 2005-03-25 - no foot in the door 2005-03-18 - recast 2005-03-13 - Sober apes and lesbians 2005-02-26 - hooked 2005-02-22 - being right tastes like bile 2005-02-18 - ha HA! 2005-02-17 - trepidacious 2005-02-14 - sulfur and molasses was the dose 2005-02-11 - sigh 2005-02-07 - Je suis belle et �a ne demande aucun effort 2005-02-03 - 33 days 2005-01-31 - apparently you get edgy when you're left holding up nothing, and you start to bite... 2005-01-25 - a jug fills drop by drop 2005-01-24 - irrational fear 2005-01-23 - If Frank Zappa only got to know you better... 2005-01-21 - melodramanomoly TM 2005-01-19 - makes you want to cing (ular) 2005-01-14 - dramatize and reconcile 2005-01-13 - knit to mention 2005-01-12 - hesitant to participate 2005-01-01 - something's coming (sing to me Tony!!) 2004-12-30 - cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease... 2004-12-22 - Sleigh Ride to Milwaukee 2004-12-20 - cracking my nuts 2004-12-18 - Call me M.I.A. 2004-12-05 - an update of asides. Because that's the kind of friends we are, we are all note-passing and whispers. What? I wasn't talking. It wasn't me. I'm paying attention and facing front. 2004-11-29 - obvious 2004-11-28 - booger nose 2004-11-22 - not even worth talking about I'm sure.. 2004-11-16 - true or false 2004-11-12 - I, Grover (and the Monster at the End of This Book Theory of Dating) 2004-11-11 - crisis imagined 2004-11-11 - I hope not. 2004-11-09 - Sweetie,Candy balm, and tetris. Am I really a grown up? 2004-11-07 - Happy National Adoption Month 2004-11-02 - middle of the road 2004-10-31 - my busy,loaded,not completely unsuccessful day 2004-10-29 - Friday Flashback- Eleventh grade 1985 2004-10-28 - prelude to a brain pick 2004-10-26 - cause I'm a popular birth mother resource... 2004-10-24 - a jumble of a weekend 2004-10-21 - I'd rather have a cheese course, thanks 2004-10-20 - the universe is stalking me 2004-10-18 - It's my favorite song from the White Album too (I'm so tired) 2004-10-17 - as thick as thieves 2004-10-12 - a dream, a call to arms, and an anecdote (embarrassing but true) 2004-10-11 - a little of column A, a little of column B... 2004-10-10 - 7th grade in all its glory 2004-10-07 - keeping you abreast of the situation 2004-10-05 - Rolling Stones and kneesocks 2004-10-03 - still not looking down 2004-10-01 - alms for the poor 2004-09-29 - halloween martyr 2004-09-28 - delusions from a tightrope 2004-09-26 - totally grape jolly rancher at last! 2004-09-25 - Zog a por verter 2004-09-20 - picnic 2004 (what a difference a year makes) 2004-09-19 - A farshlepteh krenk 2004-09-17 - but she just couldn't stay, she had to break away..... 2004-09-16 - emotional warfare 2004-09-15 - mock entry 2004-09-13 - to cure what ails ya 2004-09-12 - still not 100 things, but more than 10 2004-09-12 - anchors aweigh 2004-09-11 - putzing around at 17 2004-09-10 - I embrace the Friday of it all 2004-09-09 - just luck 2004-09-07 - very tenative in all hope 2004-09-07 - today can be the audition scene 2004-09-03 - lapsee TV 2004-09-02 - I'm so bored I need a magazine 2004-08-31 - cohiba 2004-08-29 - miserable short-term vision 2004-08-26 - the fruit of the spirit 2004-08-25 - mina's tardy shots 2004-08-22 - Balooms for the Festival 2004-08-20 - drinkypoo 2004-08-19 - effective discipline 2004-08-17 - Summer Stock Act Three 2004-08-16 - Summer Stock Act Two 2004-08-15 - music between acts 2004-08-15 - Summer Stock Act One 2004-08-08 - madlaps 2004-08-06 - GATS 2004-08-05 - big head full of silly 2004-08-04 - Look out! Behind that tree! 2004-07-30 - time off 2004-07-28 - I might look like I am here, but I am totally not. 2004-07-25 - neat-o 2004-07-21 - science of iced coffee 2004-07-19 - beat me with a hot wheel track 2004-07-18 - By the grace of Stan Lee 2004-07-18 - maybe I need to have a dream... 2004-07-15 - Thursday is my Friday 2004-07-14 - covered wagon hijackers 2004-07-11 - good news for people who love bad news 2004-07-07 - Potpourri for 00 2004-07-06 - this entry has a chorus you'll want to sing along to 2004-07-05 - Stelllaaaaah! 2004-06-30 - I'm just a comic book girl in a comic book lifestyle 2004-06-28 - negative pap 2004-06-27 - wary predictions 2004-06-23 - 36 Candles 2004-06-20 - Happy Father's Day 2004-06-18 - cut it out, no really 2004-06-14 - opposite of cool 2004-06-11 - la di da 2004-06-08 - Earth 2 2004-06-07 - A conspiracy I'd bet. The SALAZAR conspiracy. 2004-06-02 - human choice 2004-05-28 - rhymes with "mailman" 2004-05-26 - almost blue 2004-05-25 - whodathunk? 2004-05-20 - Prince Charming don't wear no cowl. 2004-05-19 - pilgrim's progress 2004-05-17 - please hold for a pre-recorded message 2004-05-12 - a voice of some generation 2004-05-11 - consult the damn stars 2004-05-10 - back in action 2004-05-06 - some kind of fit I'm sure 2004-05-04 - that's my girl 2004-05-02 - and now they only eat guitars... 2004-04-30 - Krazy ad infinitum 2004-04-29 - giddy like a schoolgirl 2004-04-28 - So, sew, suck your toe, all the way to mexico.. 2004-04-27 - lap army call to action 2004-04-25 - What was that? 2004-04-23 - queen of the geeks 2004-04-22 - dinner and a show 2004-04-21 - calls may be recorded to ensure quality... 2004-04-20 - Why does it have to be like an accident on the side of the highway? Why can�t I just look away? 2004-04-18 - that rock salt did gentle me up, thanks a bunch. 2004-04-14 - pimpin' the vote 2004-04-13 - product or art 2004-04-13 - gee I hope she doesn't fall out of that boat... 2004-04-12 - heathen bastards 2004-04-11 - The Outsiders -Summer 1984 (Friday Flashback) 2004-04-08 - I get mine in on some days 2004-04-06 - let us bow our heads in remembrance 2004-04-05 - king of the road 2004-04-05 - j.crew 2004-04-04 - little bitches 2004-04-02 - R.Crumb - Friday Flashback (Nov. 1991) 2004-03-30 - ennui a go go 2004-03-28 - Country-style gravy and the Queen of Mars 2004-03-26 - Oar folk -Friday Flashback (1985) 2004-03-24 - the torture of the note sung flat 2004-03-21 - I saw a movie on Friday 2004-03-21 - Nobody's around anyway, I'll just talk about food. 2004-03-19 - Friday Flashback (Shinders 1994) 2004-03-19 - pick a color, any color 2004-03-18 - as the world turns vs. basketball tournament 2004-03-18 - a morning of instant gratification (TV wise) 2004-03-15 - Thank you, thank you very much... 2004-03-14 - pop goes the colon 2004-03-12 - 1986 high school yearbook (senior year) 2004-03-12 - rock and roll high school 2004-03-11 - punny 2004-03-10 - more TV and ugly (some loveable) punks 2004-03-10 - phantom godzilla 2004-03-10 - price per pound 2004-03-09 - Cause all I do is watch TV.. 2004-03-08 - mother's little helper 2004-03-07 - hmm I'm stumped 2004-03-07 - Once Upon A Time In Mommylap's Shower 2004-03-05 - and there's shuffleboard on the libido deck 2004-03-05 - for Courtney 2004-03-04 - knock me off this soapbox 2004-03-02 - the karma diet 2004-03-02 - bury oscar already 2004-03-01 - elegant is overated 2004-02-29 - okay that clinches it 2004-02-27 - Carmen Electra Thursday, Feb. 26, 2004 - My Diaryland Trading Card 2004-02-26 - dusting off my Little Steven single 2004-02-24 - market me,market you 2004-02-23 - everyday mysteries 2004-02-22 - the prayer of the (unwilling) hypocrite 2004-02-19 - costume change already! 2004-02-17 - Not 101, but 2004-02-17 - fuel for fury 2004-02-16 - who could resist? 2004-02-16 - and yet I deprive them... 2004-02-15 - a pothole the size of the Grand Canyon 2004-02-13 - sorry you were martyred and wrecked all our lewd fun 2004-02-11 - of course we're all delusional... 2004-02-11 - excuses and slacking 2004-02-06 - my onliness is killing me...hey now... 2004-02-05 - it can be done (and it is!) 2004-02-04 - no out of jail free cards when I'm in charge. 2004-02-03 - i may never say anything worthwhile again... 2004-01-30 - just when you thought I stopped talking about mtv.. 2004-01-30 - in conclusion; my back is aching from congested creativity 2004-01-28 - reality tv just helps you avoid real life (and that's bad?) 2004-01-27 - mtv is wearing me out 2004-01-25 - to tempt devian 2004-01-25 - chain mail 2004-01-23 - color me grape 2004-01-22 - it's not about cats and roosters folks 2004-01-21 - why not? 2004-01-20 - crazy quilt 2004-01-19 - fool me twice? Shame on m..wait a minute I'll just kick your ass..how's that? 2004-01-16 - I resolve to suck 2004-01-16 - what I aspire to 2004-01-14 - carbs galore! 2004-01-14 - if you wave at the dark cloud, does it float away like smoke does? 2004-01-13 - call on ME already... 2004-01-12 - please hold 2004-01-11 - mina's e-mail 2004-01-10 - template breakthrough 2004-01-10 - I really can't argue with the fact of this at all 2004-01-09 - if only I weren't a tool 2004-01-04 - clean sweep 2003-12-30 - April Christmas 2003-12-28 - next I'll be moving things with my mind... 2003-12-26 - Christmas comes but once a year 2003-12-23 - "I do! I do!" 2003-12-22 - line in sand as requested 2003-12-22 - a heavy sigh as we resume the uphill climb 2003-12-21 - on the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me- strep? 2003-12-17 - and a partridge in a pear tree 2003-12-16 - ho ho ho 2003-12-14 - In which I reveal my embarrassing secret. 2003-12-12 - martyrs and masterminds 2003-12-12 - A is for arbitrary 2003-12-11 - trust 2003-12-09 - dean of scream 2003-12-09 - I'm not sure it was a swing, but I was back 2003-12-07 - a night out 2003-12-07 - weekend table of contents 2003-12-03 - plugging for the lap army 2003-12-02 - winter wonderland 2003-12-02 - ta dah! 2003-11-30 - beware a shift in the template continum 2003-11-23 - slippery memories 2003-11-21 - what's up with that? 2003-11-19 - all hail the humbug of dating 2003-11-18 - Not up to par 2003-11-16 - confessions of a fanzine queen 2003-11-12 - lap army 2003-11-11 - are you ready for my big BUT? 2003-11-07 - getting back into the same ole skin 2003-11-07 - forlorn 2003-11-05 - pms becomes lap 2003-10-31 - halloween memories 2003-10-30 - this will appear on your permanent record... 2003-10-29 - right out of my ass, as predicted. 2003-10-27 - the road to closure 2003-10-24 - knee high to a mommylap 2003-10-23 - addiction 2003-10-21 - nice and squishy 2003-10-20 - character vs. plot 2003-10-17 - consistent 2003-10-16 - pluggin away 2003-10-15 - boredom,sunshine,and enchiladas 2003-10-13 - bettie me 2003-10-10 - howdy stranger 2003-10-09 - a chunk o' happy 2003-10-08 - bronx cheer 2003-10-03 - at the mercy of wind and waves. 2003-09-29 - letting the sleeping dogs lie 2003-09-26 - google sandwich 2003-09-09 - destraction 2003-09-05 - and now for a brief commercial break 2003-09-05 - things could be worse 2003-09-03 - not me 2003-09-02 - half-assed as usual 2003-08-29 - played on a loop 2003-08-27 - get over it already 2003-08-26 - paint by number anxiety 2003-08-25 - toons 2003-08-25 - I belong
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