Jason Schwartzman. Ben from "Cracked Up". Not only is he a funny funny guy,
Not only is he a really awesome drummer,
Not only would this require I steal him from my sister Mollie Jo (who is really only in love with Max from Rushmore-understandably)
but he is the son of Connie Corleone.
That's right. Talia Shire.
Which means we could hang with Francis.
In my earlier TV talk I forgot to say how good I thought the pilot of Cracked Up was. The shaving scene made me do a spit take. So so funny to me. Molly Shannon singing on the stairs? so so funny to me. The cheerleader webcam? Oh ever so funny.
And in closing, I would like to provide the info that I would never ever consider dating ANYone in the band 'A Simple Plan', but would be likely to date ANY one in the band 'Sum 41'. I find both bands equally semi-fun, semi un-original, yet semi-harmless but Sum41 seems funnier and a wee bit less manufactured.
I am not sure if bands like these are evil children of the corn, or harmless and reverent of schtick I like.