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2011-04-12 - hearts aflutter
2010-04-30 - blather over lunch
2010-04-18 - revival
2009-08-21 - foot dragger
2009-08-20 - The bangs of a Stooge
2009-01-13 - vain with a side o' cookies
2009-01-06 - this entry might be one long run on sentence
2009-01-05 - soundbyte
2008-11-16 - A new era in the LAP livingroom.
2008-11-06 - sibling love
2008-11-03 - crush me
2008-10-26 - Still Mad for Don Draper
2008-10-09 - tyger,tyger, burning bright...
2008-09-25 - Just Like Everybody Else
2008-09-08 - your two cents!
2008-09-08 - I just don't feel like updating
2008-08-08 - misanthropic
2008-08-06 - My mantle full of hoots
2008-07-22 - strange wilderness
2008-07-18 - anxious and a buzz with nuthin'
2008-07-17 - Things That Make Me Happy
2008-07-16 - a morning of blather
2008-07-05 - I'm terribly excited.
2008-07-03 - inFATuation
2008-06-24 - because you're never too old for pigtails
2008-06-24 - 4 decades
2008-06-15 - Basil bliss
2008-06-09 - meat free yummy
2008-06-06 - Prince Gomolvilas and Jukebox Stories
2008-06-03 - Here Goes Again
2008-06-02 - first day jittering
2008-05-29 - big difference between 49 and 5
2008-05-23 - cookies! cookies! cookies!
2008-05-23 - sprint to win
2008-05-22 - Sometimes You Just Have to Say WTF...
2008-05-21 - promise looming
2008-05-19 - Gratification (Almost Instant)
2008-05-18 - I Don't Want to Hurt Anybody But A Bee Has Got to Sting
2008-05-16 - yikes
2008-04-24 - Syrocco Clock Project
2008-04-10 - cold thursday
2008-04-01 - how I'm like a carpet revisited
2008-03-21 - A Quick One
2008-03-20 - Pickled in self-loathing.
2008-03-19 - Origin of Mommylap
2008-03-17 - green is the color of my true sofa's eyes.....
2008-03-16 - Jonah
2008-03-13 - In this lovin time...
2008-03-10 - I finally plucked my eyebrows (for Carrie)
2008-03-09 - marabou
2008-03-05 - FL pictures
2008-03-02 - wildebeest
2008-02-27 - warmer pastures
2008-01-31 - New Ol' Yeller
2008-01-31 - Red Flag
2008-01-24 - authentic bleh portraiture
2008-01-23 - The Empty Hole of Craigslist Karma
2008-01-22 - Margaret Hamilton (Akin to )
2008-01-07 - pee your pants do over
2007-12-26 - Christmas Gratitude
2007-12-25 - Cheer on Demand
2007-12-21 - is it all about opportunity, or recognizing opportunity?
2007-12-20 - Something's lost and can't be found, Please St. Anthony, Look Around (pointing would be good too...)
2007-12-03 - In Progress Still Of Course...
2007-12-01 - dejected
2007-11-30 - go LAP, go
2007-11-25 - I need some mojo
2007-11-21 - CL Stories
2007-11-15 - I could quote a tom petty song for this title, but what good would that do anyone...?
2007-11-14 - holding pattern
2007-11-12 - mishmash of job thoughts and fighting cocks
2007-11-11 - the selling floor
2007-11-10 - the pros and cons of opportunities
2007-11-08 - change.is.good.
2007-09-18 - iron mania
2007-09-14 - cheftastic
2007-09-13 - glamorous, but not like Fergie
2007-09-07 - triumphant return
2007-04-12 - the best chair...
2007-04-12 - Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
2007-04-11 - throwing more desires into the wind
2007-04-09 - what does April sunshine bring?
2007-04-05 - triumph!
2007-04-04 - mid-century modern
2007-04-04 - clearly all I do is watch TV
2007-03-22 - It will be so.
2007-03-21 - Chilly chilly is evening time, but Waterloo Sunset's fine
2007-03-16 - candy bars and full house
2007-02-09 - Both boon and bane
2007-02-06 - misfire
2006-12-29 - Christmas catch up
2006-12-12 - What's with the Pyrex? She asks me!
2006-12-11 - post-moving update
2006-11-27 - a stone's throw away, but it's not nice to throw stones.
2006-11-21 - pictorial
2006-11-20 - much ado about nothing (nothing being TV of course)
2006-11-08 - work for hire
2006-11-03 - The 331 Club goes dark & Burlesque Must Stop
2006-09-27 - anticipation and stalking on ebay
2006-09-21 - eeeyyyyyyeeeeeeeembooooreeeeeeeead
2006-09-14 - foxy grandmas and more jewel T
2006-09-13 - Hall Superior Quality Grease Bowl
2006-08-31 - more TV
2006-08-30 - middlin' lust
2006-08-21 - more Nana
2006-08-18 - 4-12-1908 to 8-15-2006
2006-08-14 - tomatoes!
2006-08-11 - final proof that wearing nerdy Buddy Holly glasses means nothing other than that I am a nerd.
2006-08-10 - mememe
2006-08-09 - The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles..
2006-08-08 - walrus
2006-07-24 - I hate entries like this
2006-07-13 - PR, Season 3 hello
2006-07-12 - season to taste
2006-07-09 - what happened on Saturday
2006-06-29 - the morning breeze
2006-06-28 - irresistable
2006-06-21 - As for uphill adventures, I actually prefer a bike- it's sort of harder, but faster..
2006-06-20 - Clambering for that dern raft...
2006-06-15 - clear reception
2006-06-13 - naturally
2006-06-06 - There is no punch line.
2006-05-28 - they call them spoilers, and they will reveal things that won't be a suprise any more
2006-05-25 - a commercial break
2006-05-23 - still shuffling
2006-05-22 - desks
2006-05-04 - but I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold, I love it because -it's TRASH
2006-05-03 - repeat the sounding joy
2006-04-21 - availability
2006-04-17 - the worst way to wake up
2006-04-17 - not much
2006-04-03 - coveralls
2006-03-13 - snow way
2006-03-10 - Project Runway
2006-03-09 - Lighten up, it's just fashion!
2006-03-05 - Behold!
2006-03-03 - thingy
2006-02-24 - definition
2006-02-21 - more crap I bought.
2006-02-18 - what is wrong with me??
2006-02-07 - nice upate
2006-01-28 - drink
2006-01-10 - pozole!
2006-01-09 - pozole cures Salazar
2006-01-08 - random
2006-01-07 - Howdy Cy
2006-01-06 - baby steps
2005-11-20 - break
2005-11-14 - strange endless loop
2005-11-11 - Nancy's face is laughing..at you!
2005-11-11 - Friday!
2005-11-10 - one true thing
2005-11-09 - blood on my nerves
2005-11-08 - Busy Doin' Nothin'
2005-11-06 - everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads
2005-11-05 - everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around
2005-10-27 - Queen of the Incidental Reigns
2005-10-26 - weasels, raccoons, and caramel-covered rabbits
2005-10-20 - boring and not rich or lucky
2005-10-01 - guest entry and pictures by the mina
2005-09-29 - copout
2005-09-28 - prelude to a quesadilla
2005-09-20 - bippity, boppity, boo
2005-09-19 - buying some time
2005-09-17 - day of the bizzer
2005-09-15 - I'm Laura, this is my aura
2005-09-12 - Welcome to the working week (Oh, I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you)
2005-09-10 - new do pictorial
2005-09-01 - Kristin tagged me. It was more of a smack..
2005-08-30 - One Hit Wonder
2005-08-24 - Wednesday needs braces.
2005-08-18 - lemon bundt cake
2005-08-18 - stay tuned
2005-08-16 - Success in a Pancake
2005-08-14 - Kidz rock!
2005-08-11 - Join Rudy's Posse
2005-08-10 - Dictionary.com asked "Did you mean COUNTRY?"
2005-08-09 - sorry google doesn't know enough about mommylap yet.
2005-08-04 - looking for substance
2005-08-02 - food for thought
2005-07-29 - plug
2005-07-26 - The History of Creeps
2005-07-24 - laughing at gas
2005-07-21 - auuugh!
2005-07-19 - so close, yet so very far...
2005-07-18 - tangent universe
2005-07-11 - playing with the camera
2005-07-08 - stupid murphy
2005-07-07 - A Sleepin' Bee
2005-07-03 - not a stalk of celery
2005-06-23 - Your Friend, Karl Mueller 1963-2005
2005-06-17 - have I been not around?
2005-06-08 - it's not easy, bein' green
2005-05-23 - comic geek
2005-05-19 - not without the aid of props
2005-05-17 - so not politically correct
2005-05-16 - New II
2005-05-16 - New
2005-05-11 - a rockin' role model
2005-05-06 - jutht don't athk
2005-04-27 - tiger lady
2005-04-18 - April Vol. II
2005-04-10 - let this be a lesson
2005-04-06 - LMP is also my sister's monogram..
2005-04-04 - two eyes
2005-03-29 - school of rock
2005-03-28 - happy easter
2005-03-26 - We are fixed right where we stand
2005-03-25 - no foot in the door
2005-03-18 - recast
2005-03-13 - Sober apes and lesbians
2005-02-26 - hooked
2005-02-22 - being right tastes like bile
2005-02-18 - ha HA!
2005-02-17 - trepidacious
2005-02-14 - sulfur and molasses was the dose
2005-02-11 - sigh
2005-02-07 - Je suis belle et ça ne demande aucun effort
2005-02-03 - 33 days
2005-01-31 - apparently you get edgy when you're left holding up nothing, and you start to bite...
2005-01-25 - a jug fills drop by drop
2005-01-24 - irrational fear
2005-01-23 - If Frank Zappa only got to know you better...
2005-01-21 - melodramanomoly TM
2005-01-19 - makes you want to cing (ular)
2005-01-14 - dramatize and reconcile
2005-01-13 - knit to mention
2005-01-12 - hesitant to participate
2005-01-01 - something's coming (sing to me Tony!!)
2004-12-30 - cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease...
2004-12-22 - Sleigh Ride to Milwaukee
2004-12-20 - cracking my nuts
2004-12-18 - Call me M.I.A.
2004-12-05 - an update of asides. Because that's the kind of friends we are, we are all note-passing and whispers. What? I wasn't talking. It wasn't me. I'm paying attention and facing front.
2004-11-29 - obvious
2004-11-28 - booger nose
2004-11-22 - not even worth talking about I'm sure..
2004-11-16 - true or false
2004-11-12 - I, Grover (and the Monster at the End of This Book Theory of Dating)
2004-11-11 - crisis imagined
2004-11-11 - I hope not.
2004-11-09 - Sweetie,Candy balm, and tetris. Am I really a grown up?
2004-11-07 - Happy National Adoption Month
2004-11-02 - middle of the road
2004-10-31 - my busy,loaded,not completely unsuccessful day
2004-10-29 - Friday Flashback- Eleventh grade 1985
2004-10-28 - prelude to a brain pick
2004-10-26 - cause I'm a popular birth mother resource...
2004-10-24 - a jumble of a weekend
2004-10-21 - I'd rather have a cheese course, thanks
2004-10-20 - the universe is stalking me
2004-10-18 - It's my favorite song from the White Album too (I'm so tired)
2004-10-17 - as thick as thieves
2004-10-12 - a dream, a call to arms, and an anecdote (embarrassing but true)
2004-10-11 - a little of column A, a little of column B...
2004-10-10 - 7th grade in all its glory
2004-10-07 - keeping you abreast of the situation
2004-10-05 - Rolling Stones and kneesocks
2004-10-03 - still not looking down
2004-10-01 - alms for the poor
2004-09-29 - halloween martyr
2004-09-28 - delusions from a tightrope
2004-09-26 - totally grape jolly rancher at last!
2004-09-25 - Zog a por verter
2004-09-20 - picnic 2004 (what a difference a year makes)
2004-09-19 - A farshlepteh krenk
2004-09-17 - but she just couldn't stay, she had to break away.....
2004-09-16 - emotional warfare
2004-09-15 - mock entry
2004-09-13 - to cure what ails ya
2004-09-12 - still not 100 things, but more than 10
2004-09-12 - anchors aweigh
2004-09-11 - putzing around at 17
2004-09-10 - I embrace the Friday of it all
2004-09-09 - just luck
2004-09-07 - very tenative in all hope
2004-09-07 - today can be the audition scene
2004-09-03 - lapsee TV
2004-09-02 - I'm so bored I need a magazine
2004-08-31 - cohiba
2004-08-29 - miserable short-term vision
2004-08-26 - the fruit of the spirit
2004-08-25 - mina's tardy shots
2004-08-22 - Balooms for the Festival
2004-08-20 - drinkypoo
2004-08-19 - effective discipline
2004-08-17 - Summer Stock Act Three
2004-08-16 - Summer Stock Act Two
2004-08-15 - music between acts
2004-08-15 - Summer Stock Act One
2004-08-08 - madlaps
2004-08-06 - GATS
2004-08-05 - big head full of silly
2004-08-04 - Look out! Behind that tree!
2004-07-30 - time off
2004-07-28 - I might look like I am here, but I am totally not.
2004-07-25 - neat-o
2004-07-21 - science of iced coffee
2004-07-19 - beat me with a hot wheel track
2004-07-18 - By the grace of Stan Lee
2004-07-18 - maybe I need to have a dream...
2004-07-15 - Thursday is my Friday
2004-07-14 - covered wagon hijackers
2004-07-11 - good news for people who love bad news
2004-07-07 - Potpourri for 00
2004-07-06 - this entry has a chorus you'll want to sing along to
2004-07-05 - Stelllaaaaah!
2004-06-30 - I'm just a comic book girl in a comic book lifestyle
2004-06-28 - negative pap
2004-06-27 - wary predictions
2004-06-23 - 36 Candles
2004-06-20 - Happy Father's Day
2004-06-18 - cut it out, no really
2004-06-14 - opposite of cool
2004-06-11 - la di da
2004-06-08 - Earth 2
2004-06-07 - A conspiracy I'd bet. The SALAZAR conspiracy.
2004-06-02 - human choice
2004-05-28 - rhymes with "mailman"
2004-05-26 - almost blue
2004-05-25 - whodathunk?
2004-05-20 - Prince Charming don't wear no cowl.
2004-05-19 - pilgrim's progress
2004-05-17 - please hold for a pre-recorded message
2004-05-12 - a voice of some generation
2004-05-11 - consult the damn stars
2004-05-10 - back in action
2004-05-06 - some kind of fit I'm sure
2004-05-04 - that's my girl
2004-05-02 - and now they only eat guitars...
2004-04-30 - Krazy ad infinitum
2004-04-29 - giddy like a schoolgirl
2004-04-28 - So, sew, suck your toe, all the way to mexico..
2004-04-27 - lap army call to action
2004-04-25 - What was that?
2004-04-23 - queen of the geeks
2004-04-22 - dinner and a show
2004-04-21 - calls may be recorded to ensure quality...
2004-04-20 - Why does it have to be like an accident on the side of the highway? Why can’t I just look away?
2004-04-18 - that rock salt did gentle me up, thanks a bunch.
2004-04-14 - pimpin' the vote
2004-04-13 - product or art
2004-04-13 - gee I hope she doesn't fall out of that boat...
2004-04-12 - heathen bastards
2004-04-11 - The Outsiders -Summer 1984 (Friday Flashback)
2004-04-08 - I get mine in on some days
2004-04-06 - let us bow our heads in remembrance
2004-04-05 - king of the road
2004-04-05 - j.crew
2004-04-04 - little bitches
2004-04-02 - R.Crumb - Friday Flashback (Nov. 1991)
2004-03-30 - ennui a go go
2004-03-28 - Country-style gravy and the Queen of Mars
2004-03-26 - Oar folk -Friday Flashback (1985)
2004-03-24 - the torture of the note sung flat
2004-03-21 - I saw a movie on Friday
2004-03-21 - Nobody's around anyway, I'll just talk about food.
2004-03-19 - Friday Flashback (Shinders 1994)
2004-03-19 - pick a color, any color
2004-03-18 - as the world turns vs. basketball tournament
2004-03-18 - a morning of instant gratification (TV wise)
2004-03-15 - Thank you, thank you very much...
2004-03-14 - pop goes the colon
2004-03-12 - 1986 high school yearbook (senior year)
2004-03-12 - rock and roll high school
2004-03-11 - punny
2004-03-10 - more TV and ugly (some loveable) punks
2004-03-10 - phantom godzilla
2004-03-10 - price per pound
2004-03-09 - Cause all I do is watch TV..
2004-03-08 - mother's little helper
2004-03-07 - hmm I'm stumped
2004-03-07 - Once Upon A Time In Mommylap's Shower
2004-03-05 - and there's shuffleboard on the libido deck
2004-03-05 - for Courtney
2004-03-04 - knock me off this soapbox
2004-03-02 - the karma diet
2004-03-02 - bury oscar already
2004-03-01 - elegant is overated
2004-02-29 - okay that clinches it
2004-02-27 - Carmen Electra
Thursday, Feb. 26, 2004 - My Diaryland Trading Card
2004-02-26 - dusting off my Little Steven single
2004-02-24 - market me,market you
2004-02-23 - everyday mysteries
2004-02-22 - the prayer of the (unwilling) hypocrite
2004-02-19 - costume change already!
2004-02-17 - Not 101, but
2004-02-17 - fuel for fury
2004-02-16 - who could resist?
2004-02-16 - and yet I deprive them...
2004-02-15 - a pothole the size of the Grand Canyon
2004-02-13 - sorry you were martyred and wrecked all our lewd fun
2004-02-11 - of course we're all delusional...
2004-02-11 - excuses and slacking
2004-02-06 - my onliness is killing me...hey now...
2004-02-05 - it can be done (and it is!)
2004-02-04 - no out of jail free cards when I'm in charge.
2004-02-03 - i may never say anything worthwhile again...
2004-01-30 - just when you thought I stopped talking about mtv..
2004-01-30 - in conclusion; my back is aching from congested creativity
2004-01-28 - reality tv just helps you avoid real life (and that's bad?)
2004-01-27 - mtv is wearing me out
2004-01-25 - to tempt devian
2004-01-25 - chain mail
2004-01-23 - color me grape
2004-01-22 - it's not about cats and roosters folks
2004-01-21 - why not?
2004-01-20 - crazy quilt
2004-01-19 - fool me twice? Shame on m..wait a minute I'll just kick your ass..how's that?
2004-01-16 - I resolve to suck
2004-01-16 - what I aspire to
2004-01-14 - carbs galore!
2004-01-14 - if you wave at the dark cloud, does it float away like smoke does?
2004-01-13 - call on ME already...
2004-01-12 - please hold
2004-01-11 - mina's e-mail
2004-01-10 - template breakthrough
2004-01-10 - I really can't argue with the fact of this at all
2004-01-09 - if only I weren't a tool
2004-01-04 - clean sweep
2003-12-30 - April Christmas
2003-12-28 - next I'll be moving things with my mind...
2003-12-26 - Christmas comes but once a year
2003-12-23 - "I do! I do!"
2003-12-22 - line in sand as requested
2003-12-22 - a heavy sigh as we resume the uphill climb
2003-12-21 - on the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me- strep?
2003-12-17 - and a partridge in a pear tree
2003-12-16 - ho ho ho
2003-12-14 - In which I reveal my embarrassing secret.
2003-12-12 - martyrs and masterminds
2003-12-12 - A is for arbitrary
2003-12-11 - trust
2003-12-09 - dean of scream
2003-12-09 - I'm not sure it was a swing, but I was back
2003-12-07 - a night out
2003-12-07 - weekend table of contents
2003-12-03 - plugging for the lap army
2003-12-02 - winter wonderland
2003-12-02 - ta dah!
2003-11-30 - beware a shift in the template continum
2003-11-23 - slippery memories
2003-11-21 - what's up with that?
2003-11-19 - all hail the humbug of dating
2003-11-18 - Not up to par
2003-11-16 - confessions of a fanzine queen
2003-11-12 - lap army
2003-11-11 - are you ready for my big BUT?
2003-11-07 - getting back into the same ole skin
2003-11-07 - forlorn
2003-11-05 - pms becomes lap
2003-10-31 - halloween memories
2003-10-30 - this will appear on your permanent record...
2003-10-29 - right out of my ass, as predicted.
2003-10-27 - the road to closure
2003-10-24 - knee high to a mommylap
2003-10-23 - addiction
2003-10-21 - nice and squishy
2003-10-20 - character vs. plot
2003-10-17 - consistent
2003-10-16 - pluggin away
2003-10-15 - boredom,sunshine,and enchiladas
2003-10-13 - bettie me
2003-10-10 - howdy stranger
2003-10-09 - a chunk o' happy
2003-10-08 - bronx cheer
2003-10-03 - at the mercy of wind and waves.
2003-09-29 - letting the sleeping dogs lie
2003-09-26 - google sandwich
2003-09-09 - destraction
2003-09-05 - and now for a brief commercial break
2003-09-05 - things could be worse
2003-09-03 - not me
2003-09-02 - half-assed as usual
2003-08-29 - played on a loop
2003-08-27 - get over it already
2003-08-26 - paint by number anxiety
2003-08-25 - toons
2003-08-25 - I belong